...I felt smarter after flying?

I woke up yesterday, with a million things to do. I did most of them before I had to head to the airport to fly to be in Portland for the next 36 hours. (My Guide Dog puppy is graduating. don't judge.) Little did I know that in the first 10 hours of the day, I would accomplish nothing compared to the plethora of learning experiences on the plane...

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I learned how to make an elephant out of a dollar... On the plane! Don't be jealous. That is what can be learned by reading the intellectual reading material available on the aircraft. I would like to thank Lindsey for opening my eyes to this. Not only did it make my day- but we left him as a tip for the server at Chang's Mongolian Grill. Who doesn't want a tip in the form of an elephant? Heck, I probably could have even just left a dollar, if it was in the form of an elephant and the tip would be that much more valuable.

Not only did I learn this- but I was able to catch up on my reading in the "Sky Mall" magazine.

Wow.

That's all I can say.

Wow.

I've now been convinced that the "snuggie" is no longer cool... it's all about the "Slanket" available for just $32.99. And just in case you want to cuddle with that special someone- add only 8 dollars and you can order yourself the "Siamese Slanket"

And just in case you enjoy using your cat's litter box as an accent piece in your home: there's the "Hidden Litter Box"... or you could get rid of the litter box completely and toilet train your cat.

And if your looking for the special gift for the Harry Potter fan in your life- all you have to do is head over to the sky mall. You can pick up a replica of Dumbledore, Harry, and Hermione's wand for only $34.99!

Really, What else do you need?

So the next time you fly- be sure to take advantage of the benefits offered in the sky- and I'm not just talking about the free peanuts and pretzels.